From this point forward, My Space shall no longer be the website I use to spread my eloquently simple, overly whiny, possibly distorted world view. With that said, I decided one minute ago that I whole-heartedly support euthanasia in the case of elderly animals. My 15 year old dog has regressed from his house trained days and randomly defecates wherever he (cannot) see fit. Every time before, it was on a bare patch of floor, where no real damage could be done. But this time, the shaky, blind son of a bitch squatted on one of my nicest and cheapest articles of clothing; a thirty dollar pair of Nike's, normally priced at around eighty dollars. Seeing a literal steaming pile of shit on my shoes instilled a rather large quantity of frustration in me. Had my family not been in the room, I would have kicked him right into the alley, with a clean pair. Thankfully, the genius of Kings of Leon has sufficiently calmed me to the point of mere passive-aggressiveness.
Open forum about my unnecessary anger?
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2 comments:
LMFAO.
I must know this demon-hound's name.
hahah poor Eddie.
I think we may have talked about this, but this easily accessible retelling is golden. and, well, terrible.
D:
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